1 Jaga bomb blast ke baad ek aadmi chila raha tha

"O God. mera haath urh gaya"

Nurse: "Hosla karo mat ro, dekho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, woh b to chup hai"

Larka Larki Molvi ke paas gaye aur bole:
"Jaldi se humari nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikal parha dia
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?"
Molvi bola: "Apni biwi ki khubsurti ke mutabiq paise dedo"
Larke ne 1 rupiya diya achanak hawa chali aur larki k mu se niqab uth gaya
Molvi ne dekha to bola: "Apne baqaya paise to leta ja bhai"

1st Sardar: Yeh chaaku q ubal rahay ho?

2nd Sardar: Sucide karne ke liye.

1st: To phir ubal q rahay ho?

2nd: Kahin Infection na ho jaye.

A memon boy fell in love with a memon girl.

Larki: " Jab dady so jayenge to mein gali mein sikka phenkungi to tum foran andar ajana"

Lekin larka sikka phenknay ke 1 ghantay baad aya.

Larki: Itni de q lagadi?

Boy: Mein sikka dhund raha tha.

Larki: O Pagal woh to meine dhaga bandh ke phenka tha...

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye