Frnd to MEMON:

Jab Garmi parti hai to aap kia karte ho

Memon: hum sab AC k samne beth jatay hai.

Frnd: Jab us se bhi zyada garmi parti hai to.

Memon: Phir hum AC on karte hai

2 Pathan Bank Lootne Gaye...

Par Gun Bhool Gaye..

Phir B Bank Loot Liya...

Kaise?

Bank Managar Bhi Pathan Tha/

Bola...

Oh Khoche Kal Yaad Se Aak Gun Dikha Jana.

Pathan1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?

Pathan2: Apne 1 Saal Ke Bachay Ki Awaz Record Kar Raha Hun.

Pathan1: Woh Q?

Pathan2: Jab Woh Bara Ho Jayega Us Se Is Ka Matlab Poochunga..

Wife TV par cricket match dekh rahi thi,
Husband smart ban kar aya aur bola,
"Mein Kaisa Lag Raha Hun?"

Tabhi wife ne zor se chilaya.

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"CHAKKAA"

Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya...

3 Din baad Jin Khud Ik Aamil Ke Pas Gaya Aur Bola:
"Aamil Sahab Mujhey Bahar Nikalo, Mein To Bhooka Hi Mar Jaunga"

Pathan: Aaaj Meri Namaz Nikal Gayi.

Sardar: Woh Kaise?

Pathan: Imam sahb ne kaha apnay apnay Mobile Off Kardo

mera mobile ghar pe tha jab tak off karke aya jamat nikal gayye :-(

Sardar in a plane asked for a vomit bag Air Hostess gave him, After few minutes when she back everybody is vomiting in a plane except sardar She surpresed and asked, Sardar ji in sab ko kiya hua?

Sardar: mein ulti kita, in logan nu buri lagi te mein pi gaya