Ghalib ne ek larki ko periods mein dekha to arz kia,

Shalwar ke nechay se tapak ke paani laal ata hai,

Kamal ho gaya Ghalib,

Kia andar bhi koi paan khaata hai.... ?

1 Doctor mareez ke peehay baag raha tha logon ne poocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua... SALA khatna katwanay ata hai aur baal saaf karwa ke baag jata hai...

Ek pathan ke bimari ka illaj ke liye hakeen ne aurat ka doodh tajweez kiya bari mushkil se pathan ne ek aurat ko razi kiya ke dooodh peetay waqt aurat garam ho gayii aur us ne sexy si awaz men kaha aur kuch b chahiye to pathan bola doodh ke saath agar biscuts b mil jaye to maza ajaye.

Ek Molvi gali se guzra to uper se us pe ek bra* gira to woh bola buhat na insafi hai aam koi aur choos raha hai aur chilkay mujh pe gir rahey hai

Man went to Heera-Mandi aunti ne larkyo ke naam cars ke naam pe rakhay huay they.

Boley "Kaunsi chahiye?"

Man asked rates

"Marcedes: 8000
Honda: 5000
Corolla: 4000
Baleno: 2000
Cultus: 1000
Aulto: 500
Foxy: 100"

Man ordered Foxy & was shocked to see tht it was a Khusra

"Yeh kiya hai?"
"Sir yeh Foxy is ka engine peechay hota hai"

Batao woh kia cheez hai jo aurton ki khuli
aur mardon ki band hai?

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Double Sawari yaar.

~KAAM KI BATEIN~

- Bandooq se nikla folaad aur pait se nikli aulaad wapis nahi jatay.

- Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab hamesha nahi rehte.

- Khuddi hui qabar aur chupi hui khabar dour se hi dikh jati hai.

- Jawani pe charha shabab aur zor se laga Peshaab zyada der nahi rukta. :-)